I'm outta touch..someone help me!!

So what's up with this whole FaceBook thing? I am trying to be cool and get on board, but there are so many options and too many things to do. I just don't get it! Is this a sign of getting old? I just don't get the big deal. What's wrong with good old fashion email? blogging?
If you are cooler than I and know something about FaceBook and would would like to be my tutor, please let me know (via good ol email or blogg).

Might be going to Kennedy's high school football game tonight. It's fun for the kids! They run around, hang out with friends and copy the cheerleaders. GO LIONS!!